With apologies to Oscar Wilde

To lose one blog may be regarded as misfortune, but to lose track of two looks to be carelessness. An inability to remember their log-in details is no excuse sir, one has staff for that. And where, might I ask, did you come by this rag? And do not think to try my patience or offer up so absurd an excuse as to suggest that it was found in the proximity of a handbag, for such events do not occur twice save in the very worst three-volume novels. While some may believe in calling a media-aggregator a media-aggregator I am pleased to say that I have never seen Digg. I think perhaps it is time for you to leave sir, until you can justify your presence here with display of acceptable pedigree.